Oh,,the shame.....

Cute..got this from my brother....

MY DADDY IS A DANCER . . 




.One day a fourth-grade
teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living......All the
typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman..
. and so
forth. However, little Justin was
being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the teacher prodded him about his father,
he replied, "My father ' s an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes to music
in front of other men and they put money in
his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he will go home with some
guy and stay with him all night for
money. “The teacher,
obviously shaken by
this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little
Justin aside to ask him, "Is that
really true about your
father? “No," the boy
said, "He works
for the Democratic 



National Committee and helped to get Obama
elected, but it ' s too embarrassing to say that
in front of the other kids."