Monday, October 4, 2010

Their other job choice was NASA...or maybe not....



  

How's this for intelligence? 

                   
                             Great Orators   
"One man with courage makes a majority." -  Andrew Jackson
 
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -    Franklin D. Roosevelt
 
"The buck stops here." -  Harry S. Truman
 
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." -   John F. Kennedy
 
  
                            
                                    And, from today's geniuses...
"It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' -  Bill Clinton
 
"That Obama ... I would like to cut his ***S off." -  Jesse Jackson
 
"Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." -  John Edwards
 
"I invented the Internet." - Al Gore
 
"The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their A**." -  Joe Biden
 
" America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children."  -  Barack Obama                                                                                                            (When his tele-prompter went down. He pointed repeatedly to his eyes to signal that he was NOT receiving the messages from the 'puppet-master).
 
"I have campaigned in all 57 states." -  Barack Obama  (Quoted 2008)
 
"You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." -   Nancy Pelosi   (Quoted 2006)
 
"Paying taxes is voluntary." -  Sen. Harry Reid
 
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know.  No one is more  faithful, true, and honest than he." -  Hillary Clinton   (Quoted 1998)

 
And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother of ALL Morons":
  
"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)

HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE - TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?
''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.''
                                                  - John Wayne 
 

Go green - recycle Congress in 2010
 

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